If you had a pound for every person you've slept with, you'd be a billionaire!

Dear Lord,
If you can't make me SKINNY, Please make my friends FAT

A "C" means Completed.
-Kevin

There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Those who lay alone at night crying, And those who play hopscotch and sing in the shower.

Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Life is short! Party naked!

"Do it right, do it light, do it wrong, do it long."

You know what I mean. (;

I have friends, if u dont believe me ask the ant ur sitting on!!!

I intend to live forever
Or die trying...

So far so good!

I love you is 8 letters long...
But then again, so is BULLSHIT.