Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Someday, somehow, I will make right.........just not today!

    by gavpt
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  • "Let's negotiate" is just another way to say "I'm trying to screw you over."

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  • If you are what you eat I could be you by morning.

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  • If life was just a gift
    would you throw it all away?

    by ashley
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  • Conserve energy: Sleep in class

    (Aaron's shirt)

    by Micaela
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  • I see the light at the end of the tunnel but does the light see me?

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  • Emotions are like fossil fuels. Most of the time they stink and can explode with the smallest spark. Abusing them can make many people whine and say it's bad for the environment. But then again, we'd be pretty worse off without them, wouldn't we?

    by Aidyn
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  • Emotions are just peices of clothing, Walk around naked and you can never be hurt!!!!

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  • Guys are like bulls, all balls and no brains

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  • Boys are like parking spaces
    All the good ones are taken
    The rest are handicap

    Got this from my friend Nicole.

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