Im tha kinda person who laughs at a joke 3 times
||once|| ______when it's told
||once|| _____ when it's explained to me
||once|| __ 5 minutes later when i finally get it

I am always confused when people ask me did you sleep good? I always wonder if they want me to say no, I made a few mistakes

I wanna be Barbie that B!+ch has everything!

Ooooooh look a godzilla rat!
*a stoner friend of mine said this about a squirrel! :)

One day when you wake up down the road you will wish that you would have woken up sooner; before you crashed.

My second chance is my first try.

Never is the word GOD listens for when he needs a laugh.

When life throws you lemons throw them back and demand limes

Life is a buffet, but you can't go back for second helpings. so grab what you can when you can.

~If.AlL.yOu.NeEdEd.In.ThIs.WoRlD.tO
SuRvIvE.wAs.A.mAn.EvErYoNe.WoUlD
bE.dEaD~