Funny Quotes About Life

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  • God, please keep your arm around my shoulder, and your hand over my mouth!

    by Kristin
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  • ~!~The ten most powerful two letter words: if it is to be, it is up to me~!~

    by Kristin
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  • *!*The tongue weighs practically nothing, yet, so few can hold it*!*

    *LOL...I just love this quote...it fits me so well...*

    by Kristin
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  • I think the key is for women not to set any limitations.

    don't agree?
    try it, apply it, then deny it...

    by Timothy
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  • I may have upset the other girls, but screw 'em--i'm queen.

    by Sunny
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  • If you eat that,you are going to get fat.

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  • Jesus is my homeboy

    by Krystin
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  • Idaho....NO...udaho!

    by Krystin
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  • For the record
    In the three seconds it takes for you to turn to dust
    You'll find the mistake you made
    Was touching my stuff

    by Jackie
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  • Have i ever thought about suicide YES. But i'm i ever gonna do it- HELL to the F&*K NO.

    by FantaC
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