Funny Quotes About Life

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  • .:.*God Invented Men,
    Then Had A Better Idea!!!*.:.

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  • Summary of what i've learnt about life lot of BULL S#!t happens.

    by FantaC
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  • Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

    -Tim Allen

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  • I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose!

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  • Y'know, I've been thinking...I think I deserve some credit for that.

    by Aidyn
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  • "Suicide Hotline... Please hold"

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  • You cannot judge a book by its cover... there are soft covers and hard covers, both which can be deceiving at first glance.

    by Iris78
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  • God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece!

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  • (D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D)

    hehe, bad but funny-lyssa

    by lyssa
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  • Being beautiful comes last...because being sexy comes first!

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