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.:.*God Invented Men, |
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Summary of what i've learnt about life lot of BULL S#!t happens. |
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. |
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I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose! |
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Y'know, I've been thinking...I think I deserve some credit for that. |
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"Suicide Hotline... Please hold" |
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You cannot judge a book by its cover... there are soft covers and hard covers, both which can be deceiving at first glance. |
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God only created men first because you have to create a rough draft before a masterpiece! |
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(D)Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian.(D) |
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Being beautiful comes last...because being sexy comes first! |