“Childhood: In which men never leave”

If God didnt want me to do it, he would have stoped me...
(thats what i tell my parents every time they ask me why i did what i did,hehe)

If being ugly is a crime, you wood get a life sentence

If I was a dog(&),and u were a flower(F), I'd live my leg high, And give you a shower

Life is like a box of condoms, sometimes full of flavor, sometimes boring and ordinary, and sometimes ribbed for more fun, but like a condom it will rip,and out comes all the shit you didn't need in the first place!

The Biggest Fish gets that way by never getting caught.

Life is like a d**k when it gets hard f**k it

My busines dont concern you so unless your my thong stay out of my ass!!!

*!*I'm not a T*E*A*S*E, I'm just a R*E*M*I*N*D*E*R of what you can't have*!*

!!!It's better to let someone think you're an idiot than it is to open your mouth and prove it!!!