Dear Friday,

I think you've met you match. Be scared.

Love,
Me

Me: Hey, God, what's a million years to you?
God: A minute.
Me: what's a million dollars to you?
God: A penny.
Me: Can I have a penny?
God: In a minute.

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." lol.

Yup. Nothing wastes time like facebook.

If my life were a pickle, I would ask it: "Why are you so bumpy??" xPP

Dont be worried about what you put on, we were all born naked

When life is good,
all you can wait for is the baseball bat to the face ;D

*~for my dad and brothers~*

If you have bypassed your window of opportunity, use the door.

Why does PMS seem to be the only reason to guys for every mood swing we have?

Hating me will only make your situation worse!!!!