My friends grandma thinks shes so hot that she wears a tight, tight dress, with all the skin falling down, btu they say "it loks great grandma!"

Many say all roads will lead to {insert city's name}. Perhaps all roads DO lead to some city, and then again...perhaps everyone is just going the wrong way.

What goes around come around and no u dont know what i am going threw

When life gets you down, don't worry, be happy. And if that doesn't work, grab a 40 and chug-a-lug til the sun goes down:)

The earth is full-GO HOME!

Never assume cause you make an ass out of u and me

When life starts to get you down, smile.
And if that doesn't work just bite everyone until it does.

Everyone look at you like your crazy when your saying to same thing but out loud so you can be heard! "look at yourself people your all crazy!!"

Life is not short! life is the longest darn thing you'll ever have to do!

Life is like a sewer!, wat you get out of it depends onwat you put in!