Funny Quotes About Life

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  • “i wasnt sick i had ego problems and i had to go home and look in the mirror for a while!" Bernard Fanning

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  • We are the down river raiders,
    we're athabaskans
    we know it, we know it,
    we shake our big booties to show it.
    we ain't wild, we ain't wild
    we definitely ain't wild
    so break it down natives

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  • I had a friend once, but the leash broke n it ran away.

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  • Life was so much eaiser wen ur clothes didn't match n boys had cooties...

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  • Heres to you,
    Heres to me,
    the best friends we will eva be,
    but if by chance we disagree,
    go to h3ll b!tch heres to me!!!

    by shamira
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  • Heres to you,
    Heres to me,
    the best friends we will eva be,
    but if by chance we disagree,
    go to h3ll b!tch heres to me!!!

    by shamira
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  • Heres to you,
    Heres to me,
    the best friends we will eva be,
    but if by chance we disagree,
    go to h3ll b!tch heres to me!!!

    by shamira
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  • Heres to you,
    Heres to me,
    the best friends we will eva be,
    but if by chance we disagree,
    go to h3ll b!tch heres to me!!!

    by shamira
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  • Heres to you,
    Heres to me,
    the best friends we will eva be,
    but if by chance we disagree,
    go to h3ll b!tch heres to me!!!

    by shamira
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  • Dun u hate when people say lifes short....... its the longest thing you ever do

    by danni
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