Try to be cool, get made a fool.

"Awkward silence...tskk, schmm, pff HAHA!"

Cousin: I just want when I come home from work dere shud be smthng gud cooked for me.
Aunt: Like what?
C: It shudnt be a problem. I dont even eat meat.
A: Thn how about chicken?
C: I hate chicken.
A: Then there's only one option left. Dog food!

Him: Men are logical. Give me a logical reason.
Me (crying): I'm emotionally breaking down without a reason. Find the logic in that!
Him: ........ Are you on PMS? :\
Me: -_-

Don't drink bottled car water.

Sabi nila ...

ang tunay na LALAKI marunong maghintay ..

sabi naman ng lolo ko ..

ang tunay na LALAKI ..
PAUBOS na :DD

I never get pissed when I see my ex-boyfriends with other people because my mother always taught me to share with the poor. >;)

I have done it thousand times.....using my secret mind power!

Pimples on my face =,='
Makes me CRY!!!!

U know u are special when u take ur swimming goggs wid u but forgot to put on =]