Happiness is like a wet fart :P |
Smile, it scares people. |
I'll take credit, where credit is due -ENE- |
Hello Veggies, potatoes can fly! don't tell me chicken can be grown in the soil otherwise eggs will be disappointed!!! |
When you support and lift others upon your shoulders, sometimes you get to see their underwear |
Raymond hands Robert a bra... |
You're an idiot wrapped in a moron. |
My mother once told me with a devilish gilint in her eyes "When u fall in love with someone they will catch u when u have fallen" i didn't know what she meant then really knew but i do now cause i just landed on my but! :) |
Success comes in cans not cant's, so if you need me, I'll be in the can! |
I only seems like I'm a smart@$$, because I'm surrounded by dumb@$$es |