Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Happiness is like a wet fart :P

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  • Smile, it scares people.

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  • I'll take credit, where credit is due -ENE-

    by Jenna
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  • Hello Veggies, potatoes can fly! don't tell me chicken can be grown in the soil otherwise eggs will be disappointed!!!

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  • When you support and lift others upon your shoulders, sometimes you get to see their underwear

    by yogi73
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  • Raymond hands Robert a bra...

    Robert: What's this for?

    Raymond: You're a boob.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • You're an idiot wrapped in a moron.

    -Everybody Loves Raymond

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  • My mother once told me with a devilish gilint in her eyes "When u fall in love with someone they will catch u when u have fallen" i didn't know what she meant then really knew but i do now cause i just landed on my but! :)

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  • Success comes in cans not cant's, so if you need me, I'll be in the can!

    by delano
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  • I only seems like I'm a smart@$$, because I'm surrounded by dumb@$$es

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