Keep talking, I'm sure eventually you'll say something intelligent... hmmm I might be waiting awhile.

The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf..

Can't help who pulls your heart strings
could be the puppy in the window

My mum thinks I'm pregnant, because I'm fat. Sure thing Mum, sure thing, can't wait till nine months is over so that you'll know I'm just bloody fat.

Every one brings joy; some by coming others by leaving.

Love is not
Like a cup of too hot coffee
That you leave to the side for later, maybe,
Then, it's too cold.

That Mini Heart Attack You Get When Your Parents Scream Your Name From Across The Room And Tell You They Need To Talk To You.

Smirk, sign of evil? Nah.. Confession of victory.

When life throws you lemons, keep them. THEY'RE FREE!!

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong,...