Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I will die for you, if i have HIV!!!

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  • When you finish a speach,
    everyone hopes for;
    Applause, Applause, Applause
    Not;
    Tomato, Tomato, Tomato!

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  • Wouldn't life be great if sweatpants were sexy,
    Mondays were fun,
    Junk food didn't make you fat,
    Guys weren't so confusing,
    And girls didn't start so much drama?

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  • I wish life was like Stapels so it would have an easy button.

    -Kasandra Nevarez

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  • Standing on the edge of tomorrow, waiting for the rest of my life to start. Trying to figure out how to hit play on the rest of my life. Waiting for everything to get easier.

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  • Did my dad seriously just say "fantabulous"?

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  • I can testify that karma is like gravity, it can be a witch without a firm foundation

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  • For Narnia!

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  • Judge all you want;
    We're all going to die...
    I intend to deserve it.

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  • I am so gay and I don't like to cook (;

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