Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed.

Your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide???

"Being DITZY and ROCKING @ IT!"

I told her to go to hell; then I thought that's probably where I'll end up. So then I told her to go to Heaven. Ha!

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you...

Tomorrow is always today............today is yesterday.
GOD! is that tomorrow=Yesterday....naaaaaaa

I swear i was reading this anti religion book
on the plane the other day,
I knew the couple next to me was going to exorcise me when they call the stewardess and ask
"Can we have some "holy" water please?"

Before Ipod, Iwatch then Iphone... and now, Ibroke Ilost and Iregret :'(

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it...