Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Off is the general direction in which I wish you would f_ck.

    Not mine :p

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  • Always wear your ring in your middle finger. So when you show it to someone and say f_ck off. The ring will make it fancy :p

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  • Bro: When you are in light. Everything follows you. But when you are in dark, everything leaves you, even your own shadow. Thats life!
    Me: That's scientific reasons :p

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  • Dear God,
    One word,
    Graduation.
    Amen!

    Not mine :p

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  • Sometimes I wonder if it's just me or is it really a cat and mouse chase between your best friend and your boyfriend. Can't they just get along?

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  • When the world pushes you down stand up and say wanna fight b!cht

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  • I don't know why people love heat. Way I see it is hate and heat spelled with same letters... -.-

    by Chewy
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  • Life's like "Facebook".....people will like your problems and comment, but none will solve them because everyone's busy updating theirs.

    by Joy
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  • A true friend is one willing to slip on the banana peel for you!!

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  • If you are sending a clear message, to a teen; it comes out in color. An adult; black and white. A geezer; In Grey.

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