Tears of laughter rejoice the mind and soul, thus those are tears free of egoism.

I have runned into this problem, and I wish that I had an evolutionary possibility, to wind me out of this one, but I have to grow up,dough!!

If I put my mind into focus, I would be able to gather my thoughts, but I can't find my head.

Ones we set the standards, now the standards is adjusted to us.

To Atheists.
we experimented with "oh my lack of God!" and been considering "By the beards of my ancestors!"
but they don't work.

Atheists, what do you say when you're surprised? dont you say "oh my god"?

no we say "Oh my big bang!" or "Holy Evolution!"

But most times I just scream like a girl.

I would have loved to take part in charity works if only charities would take part in my works.

I will always be a Queen and never a Drag.

Smile, it confuses the hell out of people

Oh? You play the Guitar? ... Excuse me while I take my clothes off...