Sometimes life gets crazy and you end up alone staring at your old life thinking.... what happened?

You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one gets filled first.

It's stupid that they took the n-word out of "Huck Finn", which is one of the greatest works of literature. What's next, "Moby D-word"?

Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, hey, floating around in space forever seems pretty cool.

During my lifetime I have wondered who could save the world. I have come to the conclusion that the only one that could save the world could be my dog, sad part is is that she died years ago. So, pretty much we're all screwed.

If God doesn't like ugly the he must have been real pissed when he made you.

When life throws you lemons....Buy some vodka!

Don't hate me because i'm pretty, hate me cause your boyfriend thinks so.

Laugh
More
Grip Less
Ignore Critics
Say Yes
Order
Dessert
Love Life
WORD.

To players, we're hot.
to perverts, we're sexy.
to adults, we're cute.
to relatives, we're adorable.
to others, we're pretty.
to the right guys, we're beautiful.
but to ourselves,
we are ugly as sh*t