I must confess, on rare occasion I wish "The wise man who
once said. . ." would just shut up.

Laugh a little and life would be a little easier. fart a little and you wont get stomach. love a little and you will be love back.

You remember that one time when we did that one thing and you did that other thing with that thing that turned into a thing but it never really was that one thing? Remember?

People who smile are thinking about doing evil. people who laugh have already done it,.,

Drastic times don't call for drastic measures. It calls for sitting down, shutting the hell up and thinking things through before you fcuk it up more.

"life is like a box of chocolates... u never gonna know what ur gonna get!

Wow is'nt it ironic how everyone decides to care when you have given up already.

Riding 4Wheelers is fun. but wrecking them is even more fun.

Trip on a skip,
you'll fall on your hip,
dont walk so slow,
watch where you go,
be quick,
two sticks,
five bills,
run for the hills,
three chimes,
stop on a dime,
should i write more,
im not so sure......

Sometimes to show a person that you truly love them you have to let go