Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?

I Love Hearing Rumors About myself,
Most The Time, Its Stuff I Didnt Even Know Bout Myself. lol

If I could put down this chalice and stop thinking with my phallus, I wouldn't be so crass and callous or amass this mounting malice.

Rules are meant to be broken; not limbs.

I never finish anyth

"you fail" 'so did your mum and dad's condom'.

Great minds think alike, but dirty minds think together. -WINK!!-

I throw myself on the bed sometimes singin 'zz' gotta 'zzz' we will sleep all night and snore all day and throw all our educaition away...

Being a pet owner means that you can blame all your bodily functions on the dog.

I have a tendency to ignore when I am high... `)