After years of intense therapy, my therapist finally said," Maybe life just isn't for eveyone."

Cinderella stayed up till midnight at parties, Sleeping Beauty got to sleep forever, Aladdin was a thief, Snow White lived with 7 men, and Goldilocks broke into a house and ate the bear's food.

And our parents wondered how "we turned bad"

Question authority, & wen authority answers-arch one eyebrow & say, "is that so?"

Heck, that's like trying to get an elephant to fly. Good luck with 
that. Elephants won't even go on airplanes.

To my sister: that's very ungrammer of you

An organism is anything and everything that is living. Remove the 'NI' from organism and we have orgasm - happiness. Living = happiness.

If you're lonely when you're alone,
You are in bad company

Special I maybe, but education is what YOU need! ;)

I wanted to ,but didn't......regret is a life time commitment.

Life is better than death, I believe, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it.