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Went to sleep real, |
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Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind. But then there are days when I say F**k it, let em have it |
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"If you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive |
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If you polish a turd it's still a turd |
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Despite our teacher's lack of interest in our class, no one talked or passed notes. He had a knack for knowing who exactly it was and would throw a well-aimed pen, ruler, or eraser at our head. Hitting just the right spot where it hurt like hell. |
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Ya ur shirt is xxl but ur d ! c k will always be xxs |
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If we as humans are the supreme ruler of this planet, we've done a pretty commendable job, but if there's someone above us... he's a bad leader !!! |
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If I forget my meds one more time, I won't just be climbing up the nutty tree, I'll be flinging fruits off the top. (: |
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What is sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side, ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children |
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Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?! |