The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.

Sorry I was in my own world, it's ok they know me there

So you are scared of child birth... But you aren't scared of a serial killer or a burgular getting into your house...

You are one strange person my friend...

I am a ninja...
- No, you're not,
Did you see me do that?
- Do what?
Exactly...

hehe :P

Whoever came up with the saying "Its as easy as taking candy from a baby" probably never tried to take the candy from a baby. It's not that easy.

U dont realize how much you need each of your fingers until they're wrapped in a band-aid n your tryin so hard not to get it wet

Looking at the sun is a dangerous pastime but I will never give it up for it is my passion.

Losing your virginity is a lot like Fable II: It starts off strange, but it gets easier real fast. Before you know it, it's over! And then you can do what ever the hell you want.

A good friend will get you out of trouble...
A best friend will get you into it.

If your truly humble you won't be proud of it.