'thunder from down under'

I just shat a little bit, but at least I'm wearing a pad.

Who moved the signs during my pursuit of happiness??!!

Don't raise your head too high, Lest you fall flat on your face.

I want something else. I'm not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it's drenched in sunlight and it's weightless and I know it's not cheap. Probably not even real.

I cant always cry smiley faces
sometimes life is crap

The cops sent me a photo of my car running a red light. So to be fair, I sent them a photo of my check.

I've just realised I've been a drunk for almost half of my life. I really need to give up those 12 hour sleeps!

Sometimes is seems as if the whole worlds is on top of me. Then I think"of course it is, Im in Australia!".

My Teacher Said This During One Of Our Exams;

My Teacher Once Said;
You May Look Up For Inspiration,
Look Down In Desperation,
But Never Look Sideways For Information.