_XX[Juust Remembeer If Thee Woorld Didnt Suuck... We'd All Fall Off]xx_

I Come With My Own Background Music! <333

"Are you sleeping, on the job??"
"No, there's a bug in my eye, && I'm trying to suffocate it"

Who ever said that paper beats rock is a moron.next time i see some one i am going to throw a rock at them while they hold up a piece of paper for a shield.lolll

Sanity called, i hung up and blocked his number.

What in the world is a SPROCKET?
Im talking to a guy and he keeps talking about a SPROCKET.! whats a sprocket! tell me plz

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, and what does kill you....eh let it.

My gf was baby sitting some children and i overheard her comment and i quote "Ask them what they want to eat, but tell them to ask for something that doesn't require me getting up to prepare it. HAHAHA I could not stop myself from laughing!

**from my dad**

When i get my pet camel im going to teach it a trick. Its going to learn how to swallow, not spit!

Randomness is in the Eye of the Wacked and Insane.