God is nothing more than a comedian performing in front of an audience that is to afraid to laugh.

Its like driving in reverse with your eyes shut; you know you're efffed .
(:

I wanna know how teen pregnancies can be so flipping common but adults try for years to get pregnant. are teens unlucky or are adults?

It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask permission

Gosh golly, that's how I'm gonna meet my homies!

"Its not the year in life that count. Its the life in your years.'

This is a quote from a birthday card that I saw in Stop & Shop.

Steak is something which has clearly died for my sins, and should therefore be utterly worshipped. With roasted potatoes and a good gravy.

You might think im crying because i think your mean... but Betch its because im laughing so hard at how stupid you sound!

Do you wanna fight?! Oh wait, that's right. You don't fight your own battles.

Revenge Is A Horrible Thing...
When Planned Properly!