Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Secrects
    are like feet
    in a pair of high heels
    thier bond
    to come out

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  • You can never wake up dead, but falling asleep alive is impossible too

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  • Some people give me a weird look and ask "Are you high on crack?". I say "Pfft, crack kills... Peace, love and pot!"

    by Tony
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  • I think I need to go to bed, the voices in my head are yelling at me.

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  • There's probably a point when it's disrespectual to say "I told you so", but...
    I did told you so.

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  • "Well he certainly whines like a real director."
    -from Urban Legends 2: Final Cut

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  • I've qOt a motherfkinq heart of a player && mind of a quy ; lead em' on & ditch em' & niqqa i nevah miss em' ; ]

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  • Dont follow in my footsteps
    i runn into walls

    -idk

    by INSIGHT
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  • Whatever doesn't kill you, turns you into an octopus.

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  • WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids.

    -- Lori, age 8

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