That's not a terroristic threat, that's a terroristic PROMISE!

They say "Youth is for the young", but there's so much more old age about these days you can now also see that "old is for everyone over 25" thanks to celeb culture.

I think life is lived too fast to be able to see the middle for a mid-life crisis, so we just spread the crises out over our tax-paying years. Especially the bit where the kids are still at home.

*iF My MUSiC iS tOO lOUD;;
yUR 2 OlD...

hAhA..lol =]

(After being told not to play..)
Sebastian.-the paper says "Pupils must not play."
Jonathan.-exactly, pupils are us.
Sebastian.-im not a pupil.
Me.-ur not a pupil, ur an idiot.
Sebastian.-my point exactly.

Actual Convo.!!

Me.-OMG. i love m&m's.
Raquell.-oh. me too, by the way, what did you get on your algerbra quiz.??
Me.- An M.
Raquell.-oh cool. wait. what???
(laughters.)

Finally i understands that a woman always gets the last word in an argument. Anything said after that is the start of a new argument.

Well, officer, he said 'Piss in the cup.' I said 'Shit in your hat!' ... and that's how the fight started.

The severity of the knot in the tie of your sweatpants is directly proportional to your need to pee.

Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.