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If someone was in my head, they'd want out |
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"what's your favorite movie?" |
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I once got a thank you card that said "Thank You" on the front with a whole bunch of smiley faces. On the inside the person had written "I hate dolphins" |
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We give flowers to the people we are supposed to like. "hey i like you. here are some flowers. now watch them die" If we gave them to the people we hate we could say"hey here are some flowers watch them die. Ur next" |
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I went into a library and asked where the mystery books were located. The person just looked at me and said idk...its a mystery. |
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Hey!! you with the face!! |
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Ya see life is like 14 cupcakes..... i dont know where this is going.... |
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"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." |
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose |
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Admitedly i am glad hogwarts made an error in the letters. because if they hadn't, i'd never have met my perfect guy. i'd be busy crushing on harry and hating ginny. |