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After a year of therapy my psychiatrist told me "Well . . maybe life isn't for everyone after all." |
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Four emotional stages of P.M.S..1. Ranting about life. 2.Crying about everything possible 3. Pissed off at the world. 4. Extremely Turned on...Lmao |
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Dear life, |
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I've got too much crap going on that i cannot afford to deal with stupid people. So please go away. |
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An uninvited guest is as good as a lost baby boy in a house...careful who you visit this x-mas |
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I'd hit that. What? Oh when I said I'd hit that I meant with my car! |
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If vegetarians don't eat animals...then they dont eat animal crackers? But how come they still eat eggs? arent eggs chickens too?wow im confused |
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Girls want alot of things from guys, but guys only want one thing from alot of girls |
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I'm always right! One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong.. |
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing :P |