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Learning to laugh at yourself can make you a better person. |
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I won a National Math Contest last week. So what if it was meant for the grade 3s and I am a grade 10! |
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I don't kiss azz, I kick azz. |
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I'm big, you're small |
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People come up to me and they say "Do people really come up to you?" |
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I hate it when people try to be like me. I should probably be flattered, but I'm angry, and a bit annoyed... Because, seriously, the last thing this world needs is more "me's"... |
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You cant stop trouble coming through the door but you dont have to offer it a chair to sit on |
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I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror". |
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Back in my day, I would have to walk to school in the snow. And the snow was 6 feet high, and I was only 3 feet. And sometimes there was ice. And I would just pray that it didn't defrost.. Because there was piranhas in there... |
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I want to work at a fast food joint... Just to be a smart a**. I would work at the window.. And someone would be like "Can I have a whopper?" and I would tell them "No." |