I was hopping from bar stool to bar stool last night hoping to get lucky. But there wasn't gum under any of them.

I'm astounded by people who want to "know" the universe when it's hard enouh to find your way around Chinatown -Woody Allen

I don't know anything exept for what I know

When people don't listen to you, and make up your answers in their heads, it's a bad sign.

There is only one word that is genuinely without strings, and that word is blackmail

Money can't buy happiness: but it can buy marshmallows which are kinda the same thing.

I hate snake but i am traitor

"Life,is about getting old;
live now, get old later."

Always look back at where you come from and where you've been. Don't forget to look forward to where you're going, either or you might walk into something.

If when life gives you a lemon, you make lemonade.... what are you supposed to do when life gives you a baby?????