Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. Its already tomorrow in Australia.

    by Sheep
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  • If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

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  • Hey c'mon.. You know all you need to be a doctor is the ability to ryhme like a three year old. I mean, Dr.Seus did it.

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  • Fact; hunny, your ego can be 50 feet high but we know your just as easily broken inside. your no different then she or I easiest hello, the hardest goodbye. say what you want in the end you aint got nothin to flaunt.

    -I Wrote This Not To Long Ago :D

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  • If you ever come cross bad things, only dread them and confront them one at a time.

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  • When life gives you lemons,make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it.

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  • Arguing the topic more is like arguing to a stop sign that it is not a stop sign.

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  • Life's to short play naked.

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  • LIfe Bites,
    Thank God theres cake

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  • I was about to write a quote about forgetting, but I forgot what I was gonna write.

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