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I suffer from lack of brain cells whats your excuse? |
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Life's like a really fast car no matter how much horsepower you have, you wont go any where until you shift into gear |
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"Is life very easy, i juest that question can be answered, 'but'. |
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I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my brother to swim. |
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I'm the only person in the world that can eat your stomach from the inside out. |
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Before you want go diagnose me with ADD you might wanna try to....oh, look! It's a birdie! |
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I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved |
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I'm a terrible person. But hell, the sh*t I pull off is hilarious! |
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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back while the world tries to figure out how you did it. |
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In heaven... |