I like dead end signs. They're kind. They at least have the decency to let you know you're going nowhere.
-Bugs Bunny

Me: A boiled egg is hard to beat in the morning....
Friend: Ah.. ew Joey...

Always remember, when SHE cancels a date, she HAS TO.
But.... when HE cancels a date...... he HAS TWO.

-pinoy jokes-

Nothing brings people together more then mutual hatred.

There is no sense in talking sense to people who know no common sense.

My underwear says single but my boyfriend says taken

Do or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda

When life gives you lemons
Make grape juice
Then just sit back and relax
As you watch the world try to figure out
How the hell you did it

**some argument in writing comp.**
girl 1: i wld spell it out for u if u knew how to read!
girl 2: then wtf are we in writing class for??!!
random voice: to write??

Anybody who wasnt a mugger would be out of his mind to go into there. Which probably means all the muggers have gotten tired of waiting and gone home to bed a long time ago.

-Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany-