Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Me:: aww, don't blame the homework. it hates u just as much as u hate it.

    Andrew:: lol i don't think homework has the capacity to hate, but i wish it was a sexual so it'd do its self

    ~atual IM convo! lmfao!!~

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  • Im definately not bomb anymore
    Im outstandinglooking.com

    by Joy
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  • "We're born to die. Might as well have a tuna sandwich!" ~My brother.

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  • Sex,
    Drugs,
    Rock and Roll

    Speed,
    Weed,
    And birth control

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  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me "Sir" without adding, "Youre making a scene"

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  • I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

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  • I dont really believe in suicide ... but it might make me feel better to watch you do it

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  • Be yourself, when you get tired of that try acting.

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  • You're a lot like an egg; over-easy.

    by Tony
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  • I can be a btch. Deal with it.

    by Tony
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