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Whenever you're feeling down, go outside and hug a tree....but run away if it hugs you back. |
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Never ardue with a fool- people might not know the difference. |
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It's a shame when you sit down and your thighs squish out to twice their size. |
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Laugh untill |
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You're so crazy I wanna have your babies! |
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Life is like a pack of gum... |
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"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order. (Like it should be...)" |
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Be optimistic. Eventually everyone you hate will die. |
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I don't care what you think about me, because it can't be half as bad as what I think about you... |
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No, I can't go to hell. |