A heart is a terrible thing to waste, so let me hold it for you.

Listen to your heart...cause obviously your brain ain't helping much!

If life were a box of chocolates....then hell, give me some!

&& SHE'Sz dHa qURl Wiit hER
MiiDDlE fiiNqER iiN dHa AiiR
CUZZ fO dHA fiiRSt tiiME EVER
SHE dOESNt fR3akiiN CARE!

If quitters never win,and winners never cheat,then who was the fool that said quit while your ahead.

ILL NEVER WISH DEATH ON ANYONE, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN I SAID NOT TO TORCHER THEM

Settle down precious...
i know what your going through,
10 minutes before you got here,
i was gonna jump too.

3 guys walk into a bar
the fourth one ducks

"Lets play happy!" says thing number one
"No I can't. I don't have a costume!" replies thing number two

*said while speeding down a highway*

either your first or your last

and if your last you dont matter

-ricky bobby tasby
(aka my grandpa)