Live your life the way you want not what people say you have to

In a world full of broken hearts,
Sexually transmitted diseases,
Stalkers,
Kid nappers,
Pedophiles,
War,
Cheaters,
Liars,
And back stabbers,
you're telling me to, "Have A Nice Day"?

When life hands you lemons, grab a bottle of vodka and have a party :)

My friend: Cain, I think I've lost something very precious to me.
Me: Really?....
My Friend: What do you mean really?
Me: I'm just saying...I could have it....
My Friend: Sh-t, you have my virginity?!
Me: No! I was talking about your brain!

Silence may be golden, But witty remarks are platinum.

Sometimes reality has a way of sneaking up and biting us in the butt. And when the dam bursts, all you can do is swim. Head on, guns blazing. De Nile. It's not just a river in Egypt, it's a freakin' ocean. So how do you keep from drowning in it?

There may be consequenses for every choice...but may I have choices for what the consequences are? :)

3 truths of lyfe:
1) u cant touch all ur teeth wit ur tounge
2)ur a dumbass if u just tried it
3)now ur smilin cuz ur a dumbass!

Don't worry, you're an individual, just like everyone else :)

When life hands you lemons, Slip poison in the lemonade you made, And serve it to life. Then you've got death....