Funny Quotes About Life

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  • After all, you can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isnt a bad mood at all. Its just your sucky personality.

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  • My pillow case is like a wish, it allways seems to dissapear right when you think you've got it in reach

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  • I saved the planet yesterday, and know i am wasting paper towels on my hands... >]

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  • Drama,Lies,Gossip,Tears
    Welcome to the teenage years!! x

    by haydn
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  • You know you're a band geek when having people help dress and undress isn't even remotely sexually simulating

    by Tyleroo
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  • You wanna get on my level? you cant get on my level, you'll need a space shuttle or a ladder thats forever

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  • Cigarettes are like Wolves.
    One won't kill you, but a few packs might.

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  • Excuses are like bellybuttons...everyone has one but no one knows what they are for.

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  • Lets just say..well..im different. :)

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  • SAVE THE TREES! Wipe your butt with an owl.

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