Guy 1: Damn, you're fat!
guy 2: Real beauty is skin deep
guy 1: then it's a deep search for you, fatty!

Guy: I love you baby.
girl: I love me too.

Yes We're Different, But You Know The Only Reason You Stare Is Because You're Jealous.

I'm walking on.... How does anyone walk on sunshine? It's like walking on water, you can't do it unless you're god.......

Kids in the front seat cause accidents,
Accidents in the backseat cause kids.

I say we shoot Cupid and see how he likes it.

Never say never...never is forever...the next time you feel like saying never think about what your saying

Oooop...i just said never 4 oops 5 times.
^^
(^-^)<-- its a bunny!
or kitty??

idk

I run with scissors.
It makes me feel
dangerous.

I was sitting on a couch watching T.V.
my little daughter said to me :
"why doth the rain fall down, mommy?"
And I say, "people in heaven pee"

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Baz Luhrmann