Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The Magic Of Life Can Often Be Found In That Loaf Of Bread Thats Been In The Kitchen For Months And Months

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  • If heat rises, why aren't I levitating?

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  • They say you are what you eat, so if i some beef, does that make me a cow?

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  • Whoever said that anything is possible, obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door

    by Abby
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  • I'm going to hell but at least my friends will be there. :)

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  • How ya going

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  • Friends are always there for you through heart breaks to pregnancy tests xD

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  • Life isn't fair, but everything in life is fair game

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  • I don't smile because someone might be in love with it,
    I smile because there are weirdos in love with my frown.

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  • To assume is to make an ass of u and me

    -Gossip girls

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