Sticking feathers up your butt, does NOT make you a chicken.

-Tyler Durden

Oh, boy. I should probably learn some of this stuff if I'm going to try to do it for a living.
-Dan, good advice

When life is a beach, just walk it

Step 1: admit your problem
step 2:get help
step 3: party with pink sombrero
step 4:get new problems
step 5:what was the point of step 2?

this is a small joke me and my best friend made up one day(on our 24th hour of no sleep by the way)

Were all going to hell,
And im driving the bus.

THEY SAY:: NEVER TALK TO STRANGERS
BUT STRANGERS HAVE THE BEST CANDY!

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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.