If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."