Funny Quotes About Life

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  • PrInGlEs - OnCe U pOp U cNt StOp - So Y do DeY cUm wIv A lId??!!

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  • ''time will pass will u ''

    by Jessica
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  • ...menstration.....menopause...mental aches....ever realize that all our problems start with men?
    -ain't my quote

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  • If you obey all d rules... you miss all d fun ;)

    by xCezx
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  • **EvRy1 mAkEs MiStAkEs.................AsK uR mUm!!**

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  • Bacon is bacon
    eggs is eggs
    dont let those boys get between your legs
    so don't eat sugar
    and dont eat salt
    cause if you have a baby,
    iz not my fault

    by Em
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  • ~You made me who I am today~

    by Jan
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  • "This is a real conversation I just had with my sister about poems
    Sister: are you writing a poem?
    Me: *nods head*
    Sister: *looks at me with a fake expression* no
    Me: *clicks submit quote and wrote this*"

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  • Guys are either taken, gay, or full of shit!

    by cali
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  • My Grandma started walking 5 miles every day when she was 65, now she's 98 and we don't where the hell she is.
    -Ellen Degeneres

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