Everyone has to believe in something..... I believe I'll go to sleep

HARDWORK has never killed anyone....................................................................................................but i don't want 2 take a chance

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice; then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you pulled this one off."

This is a real conversation i had with my friend

friend:dumb ass
me:dumb ass
friend:it sounds better if i say it
me:ur a wordless,tongue-tied dumb ass
friend:(block number five)

When life hands ya lemons ya make beef stew

You suck at life, stop reading my quotes!!!!

I don't understand how white and black cows can eat green grass and make white milk and yellow butter????

-Steve

Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes CAN change your life!

"Whenever you have a bad day and nothing goes good, just think of how good that "Morning Pee" felt earlier and you will find the greatness to relieve your bad day!"

Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

"I'm not blind...I just couldn't see it"