Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "Life is full of SH_T...Always remember to wipe!"

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened!

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  • I lost 10 pounds, but don't worry, I found it again.

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  • U no how ppl say "if u smile the world smile wif u"
    thats not true most ppl look at u and say "whats wrong wif him/her"

    by shanai
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  • Got a problem with me?
    S0LVE iT.
    think i`m trippin?
    TiE MY SH0ESz.
    can`t stand me?
    SiT D0WN.
    can`t face me?
    TURN THE F**K AR0UND.

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  • How can you have can you have everything you want............And yet not be happy..

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  • "life is like a bag of America's #1 Microwave popcorn, sweet and salty"

    yeah im eating popcorn, sweet and salty not the butter kind.

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  • Cut that in half, u don't need to eat all that

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  • Lifes hard get a helment

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  • Well life is hard, But getting your education is hard, If you would only undestand my words , Life is hard hadder than it can ,But i'll make it through only and always with out you...

    by lola
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