Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I'll sit here and wait for you to realize that you messed up.

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  • This whole sharing thing just isnt working for me!!!!

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  • Please don't make me drink my shoes!

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  • ZOLOFT - Money really CAN buy happiness!!!

    by Sarah
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  • Theres everything to lose
    but happiness comes at a price
    10 for weed and 20 for booze

    by SaMmE!
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  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

    by Frank
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  • Cheater Cheater Compulsive eater...

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  • Nice men are.. ugly..
    Cute men are... mean..
    Nice and cute men are... gay

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  • TGIF
    Thank God Im Female

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  • Don't take life to seriously... you'll never get out alive!

    by xCezx
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