"Mirrors are evil. They do people much harm. They make people realize what doesn't count, their looks. I think they should make a mirror to show someone their personality,something that really matters,unlike politics."

"Time can't be tampered with. But setting your parents clock an hour behind can't hurt."

Music is the soul. So when your mother says "Turn that crap off!" begin to cry, and say, "I have found the devil!! WHY! WHY!?" then spaz out a bit more.

If practice makes perfect,
And nobody's perfect,
Why practice?

I'm so cool...i shit ice cubes....

saw it on an icon...i thought was really funny...

Emma

There will always b the girls you cant believe you were once friends with the boys you cant belice you kissed ant the one boy you cant believe you ever lived without

Rain, Rain go away , come back and piss on me another day

A blind mole and a lemming went adventuring near a cliff. There has to be a moral in that somewhere.

Why is it when your
l i t t l e
your parents teach you
to [walk] and [talk]
but when were
o l d e r
all we hear is
[sit down] and [shut up]?

Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercouse, yet he has left it out of his heaven.