I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

"Cooking hamburgars are hazzardous to your health."-knows by cooking them-

I may not be proud of the choices I have made,
but damned if I’ll regret any of them

Eat right. Stay healthy. Die anyway.
MoUaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!

People who commit suicide were just afraid that someday they will run into Chuck Norris

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?

-none.the wood chucks itself in fear of chuck norris

Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if at first u dont succeed forget the world and lets smoke some weed

I'm not who you think I am, I'm who I know I am.

If Your Not Dancing, Get Off My Dance Floor!