Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If you are what you eat.
    Than i'm:
    *Fast
    *Easy,and
    *always ready on the go.

    by sandy
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  • Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

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  • Life is bautiful when you can write a tree paged paper the morning its due and get an A+ on ....BRAVO PRINCIS!!!!

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  • You might think im wack
    cause my skin aint white o black
    But youcant talk smack
    Cause the smelly beaner is doin yo mom from the back.

    by Pablo
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  • If men had their period, they'd compare the size of their tampons

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  • Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

    -- Jean Kerr

    by MixxY
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  • When people have you down and you have nothing to do but frown just make fun of them it will make you feel better.....hahahaha!!!!

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  • I live in my own little world.
    ..but it's okay
    .. everyone knows me there.

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  • Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

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  • When someone tells you anything is possible tell them to try dribbling a football!

    by Stacie
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